Yo mama is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around Yo mama!
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat when she steps on the scale, it reads 'one at a time please'
Yo mama is so fat the highway patrol made her wear 'caution! Wide turn!'
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
Yo mama is so fat people jog around her for excerise
Yo mama is so fat she get to iron her pants in the freeway
Yo mama is so fat she lay on the beach and people started yelling free willy
Yo mama is so fat she was floating in the water and Spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama is so fat her nickname is 'lardo'